PINOY ENGLISH 101 (How NOT to speak/write English)

Pinoy English 101.18

2008-12-21T04:30:00.000-08:00

I saw Mommy casing Santa Close, undernet the whistle two last night. She didn’t see me creep down the stirs to have a pip. She thoughts I was stuck up in my bedroom past a slip. Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Close, undernet his birth so snowy white. Oh what a lap it would have been if Daddy had only since, Mommy casing Santa Close last night.

Have yourself a weary little Christmas, let your hurt be light. From now on our troubles will be out of site. Have yourself a weary little Christmas, make the you’ll tide gray. From now on, our troubles will be smiles away. Here we are as in colder days, happy golden days of ore. Fitful friends who are dare to us, gathers near to us one mores. Though the years we all will be to gather, if the feets allow. Hanger shining star from the highest bow, and have yourself a weary little Christmas now.

I’ll be whom for Christmas, you can cow on me. Please have snow and measles too and presence net the three. Christmas leave will found me where the love like gleams. I’ll be whom for Christmas if only in my dreams.

Chess nuts roasting in an open file. Jethro sipping at your nose. You’ll time carols being sung by a wire, and fox dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody nose a Turkish and some missiles too help to make the singsong bright. Tiny touch whether eyes all a glue will find it hard to slip tonight. They knows that Santas on his way. His loaded lots of boys and oldies on his lay. And every smaller child is gonna pie to see if rain deers really knows how to flies. And so I’m opening this single praise, to kids from one to ninety-two. Although it’s been said many ties, many waste, weary Christmas to you.

Pinoy English 101.17

2008-04-25T08:43:00.000-07:00

Doc, are you sure this medicine doesn't have any sound effects?

Okay, I'll married you but on one conditioned. I won't do any household cores.

The big fishes they caught are officials of the Costumes Bureau and Department of Penance.

I selection my son's friends. I don't want him to start smoking because of fear pressure.

You can't make a cash advanced today. We're out of pity cash.

Puberty is a big problem in the Philippines. Most Filipinos are poors, very poors or very, very poors.

In the first of all, I'm not a good sellsmen. I don't know how to sales real States.

Our nightclub is looking for a bouncer with good oral character and a pleasing prisonality.

The taylors and the dressmakers are goes out of business because of needy-to-wear clothes.

Why are my children so rebellion and so disobedience? Are they making me paid for what I does to my parents?

Don't you known that you will rip what you saw? The kind of fruit you got defends on the kind of seed you are plant.

He was so consciousness about his receding airline that he started wearing a hut.

I heard that new hotel is going to hired a deceptionist and a bill boy.

Children who are always criticism by their parents will have low self-steam as adults.

If you two keep fighting over the remoot control, I'm going to turning off the TB.

Erap was acquittal of fairjury but convicted of blunder.

When are you going to have a housewarning party at your new house?

She has a statuscope because she is a doctor. She is not a doctor because she has a statuscope.

Why can't I work as a calls center agent? I'm fluid in English and computer liberate.

After catching the witch, they burns her at the steak.

I ride my stationery bike one hour a day.

Tony will competition in staplechase in the Beijing Olympics.

They trained their son for almost one year. No wander he's this year's spilling bee champion.

I could never be her boyfriend! That girl has a banana split personality.

There's something suspicion about my soap-spoken but shorts-tempered neighbor.

We borrowed a sky telescope last night and went stargrazing.

When I grow up, I want to become a freelunch writer and a provisional basketball player.

Pinoy English 101.16

2008-04-23T07:25:00.000-07:00

I told you I don’t like the color fink! You have to repent the house or else you won’t gets paid.

Did you wrote these blog? Its full of dramatical errors.

I know he’s a hippocrate. His actions speech loudly than words.

Take down the names of the late commerce. They should be disciplined for being tardiness.

She go to a lot of concerts because she's very interesting in musical classic.

They're using a metal defector to search for burial treasure.

When they shows him the sears warrant, he had a carjack arrest.

The waitress couldn't resistance to eating the food she was about to serve. She's now in jailed for delicious mischief.

I'm goin to sew you. You are going to paid me mortal damages for my metal anguish and sleeveless nights.

Does my big tommy prove I'm corruption? Are you accusating me of ill-gotten health?

Don't pill too bad about tonight's loss. That was just an inhibition game anyway.

I'm welling to undergoes a lie director test just to show you I’m telling the true.

Stay awayed from her. She's got soar eyes as well as German missiles.

Don't lose your male ticket. You can't ate at the canteen without it.

Why are you very mads to me? I merly told you what she tells me to told you.

The governor gaved p50,000 and two guns for the liquification of his political rival.

She’s waiting for leaf year so she can asking her boyfriend to marriage her.

I'm so pride I won the gold medal for academics excellent.

Do you thinks she will ever noticed me? Will she ever knows I excess?

He lost his medical license due to mallpractice.

She can't breezefeed her baby. There is something wrongs with her memory glance.

I went to the beauty parlor for a facial, a paydaycure and a moneycure.

As a matter of fat, I've gained 30 pounds since January.

My mygrain headache is so penful!

Tax exemption is given to non-stuck, non-prophet organizations.

I'm a rotary public. I'll rotarize that document for you tomorrow.

Why are you so arrow-minded? Why can't you be board-minded like him?

Pinoy English 101.15

2008-04-15T07:57:00.000-07:00

Stop pulling detail of the dog! You want to gets a bite?

What 's your kojak sign? Mine is Thesaurus.

Why is the BIR charging him for tax invasion? He's just a sidework vendors.

We've been waiting here at devastation since 4 p.m. When is the bus arrive?

I want to exorcise and loose weights. Can I borrow your threadmeal?

My husband almost became device mayor of our city.

The eyeswitnesses testifies that the holedappers shut the victim.

He was a popular dish jockey back in the 80's.

After you do disdain you do that, okay?

Frank Einstein is the greet-grandson of the famous physicsian, Albert Einstein.

The doctor told me last night that I needs a chess X-ray and a blood taste.

I stopped eating meat. I'm a budgetarian now.

The unidentifive suspects were detention at the city jail.

Our choir warms up by doing ten minutes of vulcanizing.

Why do you threat me like this? I threated you as a sisters.

Please have petty on me. I haven't eated anything for two days now.

The hole in the ozone player is getting bigger and biggerer.

My favorite ferry tale is Juan upon a time.

I'm just a waiter at a passfood restaurant but someday, I will be a fly steward for PAL.

My body can't adjustment to work in the graveyard ship so I resignation to the coal center.

Have you seened the big, hairy guerillas at the zoo?

She's the author of the bestseller "The Census Woman".

I'm sitting here, laughing and crying at the same time, because I've got humorrhoids.

When are you going to pay me my donorarium? I need it for my moneymoon.

Three defectives interrogative him but they could not make him confession that he was the cereal killer.

I don't want to be a housewipe anymore. I want to be a passion designer.

It's raining, aren't you?

Pinoy English 101.14

2008-04-13T07:19:00.000-07:00

Do you liked my new baiting shoot? This is what I will going to wear at the beech tomorrow.

I don't know what to said. Did I really wins a car in the ruffle?

They're tease me because I'm just a benchfarmer on our basketball team.

Oh, no! Despair of shoes costs P3,000 and I only have P50 in my wallet.

Proof to me your alive. Show me your berth cerfiticate.

His in the gym most of the time. That's why he's good in wetlifting.

Every time we have our town fiesta, there is a perish wheel in the plaza.

Home, home on derange... where the beer and the envelopes play...

You should always capitulate the first letter in the sentence.

There's too much violins in the movies. I don't enjoyed watching all the fighting and killing.

It will be a great apostrophe if a big meteor hits earth.

The skydiver was killed when his paracute failed to opening.

She doesn't celibate her birthday anymore.

I can't get in touched with her. Her cellulite phone isn't working.

The knights made their wives wear a charity belt before they leaves for the crusades.

Because of the surgery you ferpormed, the boy with a cliff pilate can now smiles.

Diego Silang is a heroes while Gabriela Silang is a heroins.

Don't leave deposit open! Your wasting the waters.

They got a shopping bag full of groceries as a consummation price.

We need an increase in our cause-of-living allowance.

He wants to broke the world record in pull bolt and thigh jump.

You will experience cultured shock during your first year in Canada.

Don't you knew I graduated magna come loudly?

Their baby died of a deadly decease.

I can't opens my locker. I lose decay yesterday.

Do you use dental flaws to clean your teeths?

We cantaloupe tonight. My father has learned about our plan.

Pinoy English 101.13

2007-12-28T05:51:00.000-08:00

Rudolf, the red-noosed ranger, had a very shining nose. And if you never so it, you would even see it grows. Olive, the other ranger, used to slap and scold his name. They never left poor Rudolf joy in any ranger games. Then one foggy Christmas Steve, Santa came to see. Rudolf, with your noose so bright, won’t you guy my slate tonight? Then all the rangers laughed him, and they shouted out weakly, Rudolf the rid-noose ranger, you’ll go down in a story.

You bitter wash out, you bitter not cried, you bitter not spout, I’m telling you while, Santa Claws is coming to down. His making at least, he's checking it wise, gonna fine out who’s nutty or nice, Santa Claws is coming to down. He says you when your slipping, he nose when your away, he nose when you’ve been bud or goods so be goods for goodness sick. You bitter wash out, you bitter not cried, you bitter not sprout, I’m telling you while, Santa Claws is coming to down.

Dancing through the snow on a one-horse open slay, or the failed we go, laughing all the we. Bills on bobtail ring, making spare ribs bright, what fan it is to write and sings a singing song tonight. Jingo bills, jingo bills, jingo all the we, o what fan it is to write in a one-horse open slay. Jingo bills, jingo bills, jingo all the we, o what fan it is to write in a one-horse open slay.

I’m dreaming of a why Christmas, just like the once I used to know, where the three cops listen and children listen to hear labels in the snow. I’m dreaming of a why Christmas, with every Christmas car I ride. May your days be weary and fright and may all your Christmases be why.

Pinoy English 101.12

2007-11-27T03:41:00.000-08:00

She's a majority in their school's drum-and-bugle corpse.

I now pronouns you men and wife. You may now case the bride.

As a teacher, I have to sit the example for my students. I have to be a roll model for them.

You make me felt like a spear tire. You only remember me whenever you have a problems.

The police will never knew the name of the mistermind if the suspects don't spell the beans.

Let me seat the recorder straight. I was elected chairman of the board by an anonymous vote of 12-0.

I stand collected. Each of the scholars will received P5,000, not P6,000 as earlier pronounced.

Those pimples have give them an inferiority complexion.

You can go jugging with your friends. I'll thicker of cleaning the house.

I'll be the once to pay. You can ordered anything you want to eaten. The shy is the limit.

Do you know whats happened to that foreigners? He committeed swisside because his business went bankcraft.

What you reading in the newspapers about the scandal is only the trip to the iceberg.

Are you really going to married me? I can't belief it! I won't be a spinsters anymore!

He's turn between two lovers. One is his child old sweetheart. The other is a rich old made.

We didn't know how to does it so we just did the experiment by trial in terror.

You can't stale his money just because he steel yours. Too longs don't make a right.

Are you insulted me? Why are you trying to bribery me with only P20?

I was so accident-prawn when I was a children. I spent a lots of times in the hospitality.

Filipinos has so many supertissues believes.

My ambitious in life is to became a English professor in a word-famous universities.

Can you recommendation a good dermatology? I need someone who can give me a prescription to my athlete's fit.

Please help me found my hitachi case. Many importance documents are inside them.

What did you said? Your voice is so horse I didn't heard what did you said.

Defense is too high. I can't climbs it without a ladder.

Because of illegal lugging, there is no more trees in the forestry.

She always reads the classify adds. Shes always look for grainer pastured.

You want to go bullroom dancing tonight?

I'm going to put bob wire around my property. Those people are ignorance my "No Trees Passing" sign.

Pinoy English 101.11

2007-11-11T06:59:00.000-08:00

Are you living? Okay, I'll see you litter.

My hubby is collecting stumps.

Proposing to her never interred my mind.

They rushed his pregnant wife to the eternity ward but it thorned out to be a falls alarm.

How can I not fool in loved with you? Your so... your so... Never the mind.

He claimed to be a gorilla who killed many Japanish soldiers during the war. We later found out that his war stories were just pigments of his imagination.

You can't leaves me! You promised during our weeding we'd be togethers for batter or for wars.

Please, Ray, lease me. Let May go for I don't laugh you anymores.

Do you main to see I can't where spaghetti traps, lunging necklines and cube blouses to school?

The article was dejected by the editor-in-chef because it was not feet for publication.

I'm sure I can works for a call centered. I have a good commando English.

Goodbuy! I hit to say you go but have a gold time.

If at last you don't success, cry and cry again.

His not yet out of dangerous. He has to stays in the incentive care unit for one more weeks.

Don't forgot to turned off delights and the electric fun before leaving the roam.

My friend will competes in discuss throw and pool vault next year.

Last week, we ordered fire distinguishers for the church.

Like that song? That's decomposition of my late college roommate.

You need to take a refreshment course in computers. What you learned ten years ago is already absolute.

Why do you laughing to me? I'm not laugh to you.

The team's moral is very low because of that defeat. The players are so discarriage right now.

Do you really believes Friday the 13th is an unlucky day? That's just a super station, you know.

This is a hole up! Give me that self phone and Eye-pad.

I don't think she should be a nursing. She's too inpatient.

You want me to tell you the throat? I think you're shellfish and shelf-centered.

That guy is such a wild reader. He's a working dictionary.

Go ahead and smoked, if you want to adds another nail to your coughing.

You have to goes out of your house and met peoples. Don't you know that no man is an Iceland?

Pinoy English 101.10

2007-11-06T07:19:00.000-08:00

Slowly but Shirley, her fillings for that drag addict courting her is change.

He was the tumbling black to the progressed of our corporation.

Jazz steak it essay. You've get nothing to wary about.

That's the final offered. You can either stake it or live it.

I heres it on the grapewine that the boss will termination him.

All you can ate for P50 only? That sound two good to be through.

He's look for his laughtop. He leaved it in the top of the bid last night.

You don't believes I'm on a diet? Just weight and say.

I'm in the mode pour love simply becaused your near May.

Reedy? Juan, tow, tree... Smile!

Its not fare! My grade is lower than the grade of my classmeat who is mentally departed.

It was very throwmatic to experienced facial discrimination when I visits the U.S.

Stops talking and pay intention to what I'm sayings!

She'll never be able to walks again. Hers final chord is broken.

I don't need an SUV. I don't need any status cymbals.

As part as I am concern, Tiger Woods is the best gulfer in the hole planet.

So we both likes the same girl. Me the vest man wean.

He was a good boys before his initiationed. I think he was affluenced by the other members of the maternity.

I'm left for Paris next month. Do you knew where I can take a crushed course in French?

Before you applies to a visa, make a list of the prose and cones of working oversays.

You will never have pace of mind until you returning the money you stool.

Just beer in minds that you will lost the scholarship if you gets a pailing grade on English.

Can you stop beeting around the boss and goes street to the point?

Weather they likes it or not, the students have to listened to your speech. They are a captured audience.

They think they're cool but 20 years from now on, they will be sorry they're chin smokers.

You know why she's dress like that? She wants to be the enter of attraction during the party.

Mike taste... mike taste... Can you herd me over there? Is the microfoam working?

Cleanliness is necks to godliness so please brass your teeths, takes a bat and changed your cloths everydays.

Pinoy English 101.9

2007-09-12T06:04:00.000-07:00

The costumer is always bright so never argue with him.

Remember Henry? He was dying the last time we sees him but I just heard he is still allied and kicking.

I'm not sure if she was sick with small fox or chicken fox.

Don't worried. We will lunch an investigation right away.

He enjoys robbing elbows with the reach and famous.

Life is so briefs. We're hair today, gone tomorrow.

You have to mention him in your thanks-you speech. You have to get credit where credit is Jew.

He was about to be knock out but he was saved by the belt.

Is it true that you are now going teddy with my former girlfriend?

Why are you ignore me? Why are you gives me the cold solder?

I'm not a sore losers. I'm a good sports.

Our guest of horror is Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.

Don't tell anybody I given that donation. Just say it came from a unanimous donor.

He told me not to tells you that he has a crashed on you.

Those in flavor of changing the name of our organization, raised your right hand.

In other wards, I don't loves you anymore.

Hey, don't junk to conclusions! I was there when its happened but that doesn't mean I does it.

One of those two red Honda Civics out there in the parking lot is mine but from here, I can't tell witch is witch.

Our lesson for today is personal highjean. We're going to talk about keeping our body cleaned.

No donkey business while I'm out of the room. Is that Claire?

Hello, sweatheart! How's my one and lonely this morning?

After she removed the blindfolded, I saw the expansive cell phone she had boot me.

Are you looking for a jab? Sorry but we're not hiring anyone until 2008.

It's an oven secret that they cheating during the election.

Can you stop saying bad things about death people? Can you just let them rust in piece?

Rice and shine! It's time for breakfast.

Do you know what she say when we told her that she's rubbing the cradle by marrying him? She said he's rubbing the grave by marrying her.

Halo, this is long distant call from Philippine. Can I fleece talk to the cheap of police?

Pinoy English 101.8

2007-09-09T07:03:00.000-07:00

I've completely forget about that incident. That's water under the fridge.

Who says you can't taught an old dog new ticks? Our great-grandmother just earned her muster's degree.

Do you expectation me to believes that? Tell that to the submarines.

Please shot up. Remind your own business.

When the prime minister was assassination, the president immediately forming an undertaker government.

We're talking about your problem, not mine. Don't tried to chain the subject.

Their break-up was a blessing in despise because right after that she mets her French Charming.

I don't care if you big, stale or burrow. Just produced P100,000 by Friday. Understanding?

Chair up! She may have rejection you but it's not the end of the word.

To Bill Gates, $1,000,000 is chicken paid.

I can't stand people who disappearanced when you needing them. I don't want any fear-weather friends.

That championship is the latest feather in their school's cup.

Go ahead. Pill free to got food from the refrigerator whenever you're hunger.

She's on stop of the world right now. She was just promoted to school administraitor.

The badly-burned firemen were awarded medals at the hospital for serving beyond the call of beauty.

Are you're crazy? You can't crossing the Sahara Dessert without bringing water.

Come to thing of it, I can retirement in just a few years. With a big retirement pay, I'll have more money than that lone shark.

I don't believed you. I thinks you're fooling my leg.

The studio audience went papayas when they seen Willie Revillame.

I was on cloud mine when I here my name announcement as the winner of the contest.

People from all wax of life attentive his funeral.

Her father got very angered when her boyfriend asked for her land in marriage.

Well, it's defend on how soon you can raised the money for their plane thickets.

Do you believes in love at first sigh?

It's very penful for parents to see any of their children go ashtray.

I really don't know. Your guest is as good as mine.

We don't see each others very often. They come ones in a blue moan.

When will those criminals learned that crime doesn't fee?

Pinoy English 101.7

2007-09-06T08:26:00.000-07:00

Sure, you and your friends can go to the picnic with us. The more, the marrier.

There were no hard peelings between them when they broke up.

Yes, he courted me but he never got to first vase.

I'm 60 but I'm not over the hell.

We're so proud of them. They passed the exam with lying colors.

Don't you think I deserves a fat on the back?

They say he's a racketeer, a mutineer and a pickpocketeer.

I wish you'd stop playing hard to gate. I'm getting tired of cheesing you.

Hey, calm down. Don't preys the Hispanic button. Everything is under controlled.

Just to make sure you keeps your promised, I want you to put it into writhing.

Now that he's a ten-ager, he's starting to noticing the opposite six.

I'm practise very hardly for my jobs interview. I'm want to empress the Americans to my accent.

Bring your reincoat. It's raining catch and dogs.

The wise reader knowed how to read between the lies.

They don't feel welcomes? Didn't we receive them with often arm?

He had the present of mind to sweets the power offed when the thunderstorm started.

She doesn't talked a lot. She's a woman of few worlds.

Don't worries. She's going to be pine. She just needs a soldier to cried on.

You're going to be sorry you working for him. His a slave diver.

I had an appointments this morning but it slept my mind.

After days of sole searching, she decided to surrenders in the police.

He doesn't truss anyone. He's been stubbed in the back too many times.

Applied for that job right now! You have to strike while the ion is hot!

He wept her off her feet by sending her flowers everyday for one month.

The scandal was the stalk of the town last week.

Take your times. Stink it over for a few days before decisioning.

My asthma is my torn in the flesh.

I had to learn to be patience. I had to learned to wait until the time was stripe.

Pinoy English 101.6

2007-08-29T06:44:00.000-07:00

The model was murdered by her boyfriend last year. It was a crime of fashion that shocked the country.

She cried when the audience gave her a standing ovulation at the end of her concert.

Our supervisor has been looking for them. They've been absent without sleeve for two wakes now.

Stop! This is the police! You're under caress!

Yes, I'm related to him. He's a distance relative.

I want to make amens for what I did 40 years ago.

It's about times we take the plunger. Everybody has been waiting for several years for our wedding .

With all dew respect to the mayor, we believes the old airport should be conversion into a shopping mall.

Jalousie is destroy their family. His eldest daughter wishes she wasn't the eye of his apple.

At less, she was able to enjoyment the final days of her life.

It was only after they realizing that there was no revenue for escape that they released the hostages.

She's really disparate. She's obssessed about husbandry even if she knows that married life isn't a bed of losses.

The fact that the stoled money was recovered is bedside the point.

Have you talked to your young kids about the beards and the beasts yet?

I get bored to deaf during our monthly meetings.

She can't lends you any money. She's just as brook as I am.

Workaholics often suffer from barnout.

Can't you wait? I told you we're go to the supermarket buy and buy.

By hawk or by croak, I will fly to America somedays.

We don't advertising our products. We depend on mouth of word to brought the customers.

Managers usually use the parrot and the steak approach to discipline there employees.

How can you says you're not guilty? I catched you raid-handed!

Several innocence buystanders were killed during Gringo's coop attempts.

I can't decided whether I should wore a boat tie or a nick tie.

That move was a big blinder. His going to lost his last match in this chest tournament.

Tell them I'm not home. I can't affordable to give everybody a blue out on my birthday.

Better be careful. You're blood pleasure is very height.

I don't want to leaves the house. I've got so many blockheads at my faced.

Pinoy English 1O1.5

2007-08-27T06:24:00.000-07:00

I think we had too much to drunk last night. I have a terrible overhang.

Can you spoke a little louder? I'm hard of earring.

We need to have a hurt-to-hurt talks.

I heard about her love appear with the janitor.

He's having second tooths about the surgery.

She's heels over head in love with me? Do you sure?

She's an expert in so many things. She's a jackal of all tirades.

Find a hobby. Do something just for the fund of it.

I'm going to leaved you some money, just in kiss the ATM is offline.

Do we have to buy a new car? I'm tired of keeping up with the Judases.

Without Father Ado, let me introduction our guess speaker.

Are under-the-stable transactions going on in that government office?

My English teachers must be turning in their craves because I mutilation the languish.

You can't arrest me! I'm a low-abiding citizen!

The investigators did a thoroughly job. They left no turn unstoned.

Don't let the bag out of the cat. I want to surprise her on her birthday.

The late president is now in Malacañang where he will lie in States until Sunday.

Is that sow? Why didn't you till me earlier?

Everyone enjoys having her around. She's the life of the pantry.

Tell me when it's time to going home. I loose truck of time when I'm busy.

Several people saw the two of them together on lover slain last night.

To make a short story long, we got marriage after a whirlwind romans and lived happily ever after.

Oh, come on. Stop trying to make a fountain out of a molehill.

They had to work 18 hours a day, seven days a week just to make ends mate.

I enjoyed my stay with them. They really made me fail at home.

Make up your mine. Are we stay or are we go?

Pinoy English 101.4

2007-08-22T06:21:00.000-07:00

I'm going to be late for class again. Oh, well. Better late than ever.

Ware have you been? Long time no say!

A teacher shouldn't get too close to her students. Familiarity breads content.

I don't like the way our leaders are running the government. We've become a bandana republic.

Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant! How long have you been in the way of the family?

To me, laughter is the beast medicine. That's why I watch a lot of cartons.

I know how you feel. Actually, we're in the same boot because my husband has also left me.

You can't fool me. I wasn't born tomorrow, you know.

I want to go to that church in that shopping mall so I can go shopping afterwards. That way, I can kill two stones with one bird.

The only way you can marry her is over my dead buddy.

Yey! I finally past the board exam! Let's go faint the town rid!

She said that we should learn to write well if we want to change the world. She said that the pain is mightier than the sword.

I'm sick and tired of the politicians. They're getting richer and richer because of their fork barrel.

Do you really want to become a pilot someday? Where there's a wheel, there's a way, you know.

You shouldn't retaliate whenever she gossips about you. You should learn to turn the other check.

I didn't mean to say that you're lazy. That was just a sleep of the tongue.

So what if she's crying? She can cry all night for all I scare.

The money won't arrive until December. We'll just have to lighten our belts.

We enjoy going to fatlack suppers. When's the next one?

I haven't checked my email for a long time. We don't have internet axes anymore.

Their testimonies prove that he is innocent beyond the doubt of a shadow.

Ladies and gentlemen, We're about to land. Please fascinate your seat belts.

Don't laugh at the losing team. Don't add the salt to injury.

I don't like what you just said about my husband. That comment was below the bell.

Losing that contract to his business rival was a better pill to swallow.

Stop thinking about your ex-boyfriend. No used frying over stilled milk.

Pinoy English 1O1.3

2007-08-21T05:36:00.000-07:00

Don't try to change the way we do things around here. We've been doing them that way since time immemorial park.

She hates it when you take her for grunted.

We're not surprised they're resigning to work for the other company. The grass is always grimmer on the other side of the fence.

You should install surveillance cameras so you can monitor your employees. When the cat is away, the mouse will pay.

He resigned because his boss was too strict but he ended up in an office where the boss is even stricter. Out of the prying fan, into the fire.

You know why she's such a spoiled brat? She was born with a silver stone in her mouth.

Don't trust him too much. He could be a sheep in wolf's clothing.

Where did she went? I can't find her. It seems she vanished into thinner.

Wake up! It's 5:30! Early bird hatches the worm.

We were broke and had many bills to pay. Then the situation went from bad to horse.

I can't do anything about your problem. You're parking up the wrong tree.

Don't let her tutor your child in math. Do you want the blind to lend the blind?

Stop telling people about your child's problem with drugs. Don't watch your dirty laundry in public.

They hate you because of your holier-than-now altitude.

This might sound like sour griefs but we lost the game because several of our players were sick.

Oh, they come to visit us from the U.S. every then and now.

Because of his crime, he was executive by a filing squad.

I signed the contract in good fate.

When you talk about solutions before you talk about the causes of the problem, you are putting the car before the horse.

They want me to graduation and become a nurse. They don't want the money they're spending to go to waist.

I know he's my fresh and blood but I can't stand my son's behavior.

There's a growing demand for linguists and interpreters. For instant, their are thousands of jobs in the U.S. military for people who can speaking Arabic.

Two many people are being victimized by fly-by-might overseas employment agencies.

You want me to left, don't you? I think I know why you're trying to get read of me.

Pinoy English 101.2

2007-08-20T05:31:00.000-07:00

Off course I love you! From the button of my heart, I really do love you!

Our country is suffering because of graph and corruption, drain brain and population expulsion, but I'm not giving up hope. There's a tunnel at the end of the light. Every lining has a silver cloud.

He's a Portugal son. He's the black ship of our family.

I suspect his motives whenever he gives me something. He's somebody who cannot give with no springs attached.

If you're not like your friends, why do you spend so much time with them? Isn't it because birds of a father flock to gather?

Watch the wrong with you? I thoughted we were friends.

I feel sorry for him. I heard he has frustrate cancer. No, I think it's cologne cancer.

If you can't believed me, can't you at least give me the doubt of the benefit?

Oh, really? The remains are to be seen.

I wouldn't be so impressed about him if I were you. Everyone has a skeleton in the toilet.

There might be another typhoon in the coming days. I heard there's a low-treasure area somewhere near Batanes.

You should date other guys. You shouldn't put all your legs in one casket.

Her mother finally allowed her to come home with her baby. After all, blood is sticker than water.

I'm going to hate you till the day I die if you brake my heart.

What's the occasion? Why are you dressed to skill?

Good lack! I hope you bring home the beacon.

Do you really find her beautiful? Well, beauty is in the eye of the older.

I don't know if she's as bad as she appears to be. You can't judge a cover by its book.

What are we waiting for? Let's go! Let's get the roll balling!

He's devastated. He just discovered that he was born out of padlock.

Can we forget about what happened? Can we let buy guns be buy guns?

They're both guilty. It takes two to tangle, you know.

I know that guy! His name is... It's at the tape of my tongue.

Pinoy English 1O1.1

2007-08-20T04:38:00.000-07:00

The mayor was so proud that he won by a lunchslide.

Tonight, I’m playing badminton instead of working overtime. All work and no pay makes Jack a doll boy

That’s Delia, his bitter half.

I’m sorry you lost the fight. Better lock next time.

He doesn’t want to retire. He wants to died with his boast on.

In the final paralysis, it is the student, not the teacher, who determination the grade.

At presence, I am working on my doctoral dissertation.

I was hoping we would have blueberry cheesecake for desert.

The dog really ate my homework. Cross my heart and hope to lie.

I want to give her what she’s asking for. At the shame time, I want her to learn the value of hard work.

He’s having lots of fun now. But I wouldn’t want to be in his shows when his wife arrives from Japan.

I really admire him. In spy of all the setbacks, he hasn’t stopped trying to rich his goal.

So what if she doesn’t like my poetry? You can’t fleas everybody.

He was shot dead while singing Frank Sinatra’s “I deed it my wee” in a sing-alone bar.

They have been jailed several times for incident exposure, harmed robbery and qualified thief.

Behave it or not, that little old lady is the leader of a kidnapping-for-random gang.

I don’t want to buy that unlicensed gun. I could be arrested for illegal position of firearms.

Wane or loose, we’re going to Jollibee after the game.

Moore or lays, we’re going to need P200,000 for the trip to Baguio.

It’s Friday night, guys. Let’s eat, drink and be weary!

Modesty abide, my High Q is almost 50.

The robbers jumped from the motorcycle and boarded the layaway car.

Sorry, but I have to leave now. I’ll get in tots with you tomorrow.

It’s improper for a teacher to get in valved with any of her students.

They thought the party was tonight and the funeral tomorrow night. They must have gotten the dates makes up.

Why are you so irritable today? Did you get up on the side of the wrong bed this morning?

No boyfriends for me until I graduate. I don’t want to get sidestruck from my studies.